








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1306 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1421 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1109 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1151 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,516 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maddoxx | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | jelle023 | 52% | 96 |
| #3 | Mr. Rimmington | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | ZypX | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Smartaaa | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jelle023 | 52% | 96 |
| #3 | Mr. Rimmington | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | ZypX | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Smartaaa | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Yo_ViDa | 48% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo_ViDa | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | jelle023 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | ZypX | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Smartaaa | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo_ViDa | 302 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | jelle023 | 258 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ZypX | 191 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr. Rimmington | 173 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | maddoxx | 161 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jelle023 | +1.67 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | ZypX | +1.04 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | maddoxx | -0.09 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | Yo_ViDa | -0.18 | 75 | 84 |
| #5 | Mr. Rimmington | -0.43 | 79 | 67 |





