








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3765 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5320 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4483 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4519 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,708,640 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 880 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | 67% | 100 |
| #2 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 63% | 95 |
| #3 | gal1 | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 59% | 357 |
| #5 | Kalle | 55% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breadmaker85 | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | sekvi | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | TRONY | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Noodle Cat | 4 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breadmaker85 | 991 | 0.13 | 32 min |
| #2 | sekvi | 389 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | gal1 | 308 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 274 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | TRONY | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +2.67 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | sekvi | +2.29 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | TRONY | +0.48 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.29 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | -0.04 | 74 | 72 |





