








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Faceit | 223 matches | ||
| Renown | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10690 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10071 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8036 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10321 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,991,782 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 62% | 89 |
| #3 | bread enjoyer | 59% | 357 |
| #4 | MF Nordan | 57% | 72 |
| #5 | TRONY | 55% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Noodle Cat | 52% | 89 |
| #7 | Uskar | 48% | 65 |
| #8 | g4udN | 47% | 160 |
| #9 | Kalle | 46% | 74 |
| #10 | AwfulAcc | 41% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | AwfulAcc | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | bread enjoyer | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | g4udN | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Noodle Cat | 7 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | 763 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | TRONY | 406 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | g4udN | 394 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | sekvi | 259 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Noodle Cat | 227 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +2.49 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | sekvi | +2.01 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | TRONY | +1.38 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.64 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | +0.56 | 74 | 71 |





