








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1265 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1721 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1574 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,945 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FuzzyFury | 60% | 25 |
| #7 | g4udN | 57% | 14 |
| #8 | Kalle | 57% | 21 |
| #9 | Unexpected Panda | 57% | 28 |
| #10 | TRONY | 57% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | sekvi | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | gal1 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | bread enjoyer | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gal1 | 392 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #2 | sekvi | 312 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 276 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | bread enjoyer | 237 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | TRONY | 235 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | +3.40 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | +2.52 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | TRONY | +1.03 | 90 | 63 |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.55 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | -0.14 | 72 | 70 |





