








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Esplay | 59 matches | 2,064 | |
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6283 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3725 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3061 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4133 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,781 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 61% | 69 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | sekvi | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 53% | 49 |
| #5 | FuzzyFury | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Unexpected Panda | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | BoberKurwa. | 50% | 92 |
| #8 | TRONY | 48% | 145 |
| #9 | Kalle | 47% | 55 |
| #10 | Pikatton. | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | bread enjoyer | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | FuzzyFury | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 321 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | sekvi | 321 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 222 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | BoberKurwa. | 208 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 154 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | +3.42 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | +2.21 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | TRONY | +1.00 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | gal1 | +0.40 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.11 | 74 | 67 |





