








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Esplay | 24 matches | 2,264 | |
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4433 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5051 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3062 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4373 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,174,775 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 70% | 66 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | 67% | 100 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Kalle | 62% | 65 |
| #5 | TRONY | 56% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bread enjoyer | 67% | 100 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 64% | 73 |
| #4 | Kalle | 62% | 65 |
| #5 | TRONY | 56% | 239 |
| #6 | gal1 | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | gal1 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 407 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | gal1 | 321 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | bread enjoyer | 221 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 197 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 190 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +2.43 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | sekvi | +2.00 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.18 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | +0.18 | 70 | 71 |
| #5 | TRONY | -0.04 | 89 | 62 |





