








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 587 matches | ||
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Renown | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 182 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9764 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8546 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7020 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10799 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,837,816 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 57% | 128 |
| #2 | sekvi | 56% | 239 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 55% | 206 |
| #4 | bread enjoyer | 54% | 125 |
| #5 | Unexpected Panda | 54% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Uskar | 49% | 95 |
| #8 | Kalle | 48% | 62 |
| #9 | gal1 | 48% | 145 |
| #10 | Wolf | 46% | 97 |
| #11 | aXEZ | 45% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gal1 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | sekvi | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | FuzzyFury | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Unexpected Panda | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | 1062 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | gal1 | 801 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 662 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | FuzzyFury | 634 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #5 | aXEZ | 393 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekvi | +1.87 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | bread enjoyer | +1.83 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | TRONY | +0.95 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | +0.46 | 73 | 72 |
| #5 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | +0.43 | 75 | 68 |





