








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 775 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4509 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5522 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4678 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5821 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,445,714 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 801 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPLAXTER^TP | 57% | 175 |
| #2 | tonae | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | mV | 53% | 389 |
| #4 | Thorshi | 53% | 154 |
| #5 | h0ta | 53% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0ta | 761 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | SPLAXTER^TP | 704 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | peek a boo | 573 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | Thorshi | 434 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | mV | 297 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPLAXTER^TP | +0.42 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | Sultan | +0.37 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | peek a boo | +0.36 | 82 | 74 |
| #4 | mV | +0.26 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | Thorshi | +0.22 | 73 | 73 |





