








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 562 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2671 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6050 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7257 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4947 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,726,883 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPLAXTER^TP | 55% | 166 |
| #2 | Sultan | 53% | 389 |
| #3 | h0ta | 52% | 225 |
| #4 | tonae | 52% | 77 |
| #5 | Thorshi | 52% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sultan | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Thorshi | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | SPLAXTER^TP | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | h0ta | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | peek a boo | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0ta | 804 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | SPLAXTER^TP | 708 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #3 | Sultan | 650 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #4 | Thorshi | 644 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #5 | peek a boo | 636 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mV | +0.70 | 60 | 54 |
| #2 | peek a boo | +0.61 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | Thorshi | +0.28 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | SPLAXTER^TP | +0.24 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | h0ta | +0.19 | 63 | 58 |





