








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6088 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4498 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4682 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4948 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,608 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPLAXTER^TP | 60% | 121 |
| #2 | Thorshi | 55% | 229 |
| #3 | peek a boo | 54% | 256 |
| #4 | Sultan | 53% | 219 |
| #5 | mV | 52% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peek a boo | 932 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Thorshi | 755 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | SPLAXTER^TP | 525 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | Sultan | 462 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | tonae | 400 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peek a boo | +0.80 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | mV | +0.74 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | Sultan | +0.64 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | aX | +0.46 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Thorshi | +0.45 | 74 | 74 |





