








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2632 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2622 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2344 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,259 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 53% | 108 |
| #2 | MITOMA L | 52% | 63 |
| #3 | Jeʞku | 52% | 107 |
| #4 | Abusmal | 51% | 159 |
| #5 | Robenov | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Abusmal | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Kanki | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 528 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | Abusmal | 515 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | MITOMA L | 312 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kanki | 257 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Jeʞku | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanki | +2.02 | 55 | 78 |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | +1.51 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | +0.71 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | Robenov | +0.29 | 49 | 58 |
| #5 | Abusmal | +0.18 | 69 | 70 |





