








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3690 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3857 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3092 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3706 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,342,267 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hage | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | MITOMA L | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 51% | 113 |
| #4 | Kimpsa | 51% | 159 |
| #5 | Jeʞku | 49% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimpsa | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Kanki | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Jeʞku | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimpsa | 647 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 535 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #3 | MITOMA L | 285 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 280 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kanki | 217 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanki | +1.86 | 56 | 77 |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | +1.63 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | +0.37 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | MITOMA L | +0.08 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | Abusmal | +0.04 | 75 | 69 |





