








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4410 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4076 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2500 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1876 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,659 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutikka | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Kimpsa | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | Abusmal | 51% | 113 |
| #4 | MITOMA L | 51% | 204 |
| #5 | Kanki | 50% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Abusmal | 51% | 113 |
| #4 | MITOMA L | 51% | 204 |
| #5 | Kanki | 50% | 120 |
| #6 | Robenov | 50% | 174 |
| #7 | Jeʞku | 47% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimpsa | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Robenov | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Abusmal | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kanki | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MITOMA L | 1010 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #2 | Jeʞku | 485 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kanki | 403 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Kimpsa | 380 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | Abusmal | 327 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanki | +1.80 | 57 | 79 |
| #2 | Sutikka | +1.61 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | +1.23 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | MITOMA L | -0.54 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Abusmal | -0.63 | 69 | 68 |





