








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2363 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1819 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2021 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1956 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,172 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | MITOMA L | 49% | 55 |
| #10 | Jeʞku | 49% | 107 |
| #11 | Abusmal | 48% | 67 |
| #12 | Robenov | 41% | 58 |
| #13 | HämyPeeK | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimpsa | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Abusmal | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Robenov | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 589 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | MITOMA L | 267 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kimpsa | 256 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 235 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Abusmal | 195 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vepaad | +4.81 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Kanki | +1.94 | 59 | 78 |
| #3 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | +0.91 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | Sutikka | -0.13 | 50 | 69 |
| #5 | MITOMA L | -0.46 | 78 | 72 |





