








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5977 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5694 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5315 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3792 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,251 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝔪𝔫𝔭𝔰 | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | Kanki | 49% | 55 |
| #8 | Jeʞku | 48% | 160 |
| #9 | Sutikka | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | 44% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | 864 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | 423 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Robenov | 390 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jeʞku | 352 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kimpsa | 246 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanki | +1.43 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | Nicce\\\0gba-_x | +1.37 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | CARMENSEXBÄTÄNGq:-D *RAZER*BENQ | +1.26 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | Sutikka | +0.49 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Robenov | -0.36 | 55 | 61 |





