








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 597 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7001 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8421 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4155 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4697 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $994,285 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Greenthumb | 52% | 94 |
| #2 | Clyde#47 | 49% | 61 |
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 49% | 296 |
| #4 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 48% | 362 |
| #5 | Wickster | 46% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 49% | 296 |
| #4 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 48% | 362 |
| #5 | Wickster | 46% | 107 |
| #6 | Sparky™ | 45% | 173 |
| #7 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | 42% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Sparky™ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Wickster | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 393 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 112 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wickster | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dr. Greenthumb | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-JiGSaW-_ | +3.55 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | +1.62 | 79 | 39 |
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | -0.13 | 40 | 54 |
| #4 | Sparky™ | -0.92 | 44 | 25 |
| #5 | Dr. Greenthumb | -1.15 | 43 | 60 |





