








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1058 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2658 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2023 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,031,145 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 52% | 69 |
| #2 | Sarg3 | 52% | 94 |
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 48% | 158 |
| #4 | Clyde#47 | 47% | 104 |
| #5 | Sparky™ | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 48% | 158 |
| #4 | Clyde#47 | 47% | 104 |
| #5 | Sparky™ | 46% | 59 |
| #6 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | 46% | 35 |
| #7 | Wickster | 43% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Sparky™ | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Clyde#47 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Wickster | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sarg3 | 341 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | P!xelTerror!st™ | 143 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | _-JiGSaW-_ | 137 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wickster | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Clyde#47 | 73 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-JiGSaW-_ | +7.10 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | SGT_Ballas_xXx | +4.11 | 79 | 43 |
| #3 | P!xelTerror!st™ | +0.54 | 40 | 54 |
| #4 | Sparky™ | -0.09 | 54 | 19 |
| #5 | Sarg3 | -1.28 | 21 | 76 |





