








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3927 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2465 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1788 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2761 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,488 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1flow | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | sauce | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Ernie | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | merkki | 48% | 141 |
| #5 | Pikachu2342 | 47% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | arias | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | woop woop | 44% | 144 |
| #8 | Matty | 44% | 105 |
| #9 | xx | 40% | 15 |
| #10 | clipnafty | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 13 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | Matty | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | merkki | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | 1flow | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | clipnafty | 5 | 0.0174 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | merkki | 435 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ernie | 238 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | woop woop | 170 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Matty | 121 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pikachu2342 | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xx | +3.42 | 93 | 34 |
| #2 | arias | +1.89 | 94 | 34 |
| #3 | sauce | +1.57 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Jeebs | +1.27 | 83 | 74 |
| #5 | 1flow | +1.21 | 88 | 61 |





