








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5217 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4268 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4857 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,705,289 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 134 | 0.0286 |
| #2 | GregHouseCS2 | 67 | 0.0206 |
| #3 | wazuu | 40 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | clipnafty | 35 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Data ❤ | 12 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clipnafty | 802 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | wazuu | 541 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | milf hunter | 489 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | dmo | 486 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #5 | GregHouseCS2 | 437 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | +5.00 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | 1flow | +2.32 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Data ❤ | +1.98 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | arias | +1.76 | 88 | 41 |
| #5 | milf hunter | +1.59 | 77 | 70 |





