








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5214 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1911 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3751 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1950 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,264 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | i drive | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | miwa | 51% | 251 |
| #4 | walkemdowntroy22 | 50% | 191 |
| #5 | natedogsturdikat | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walkemdowntroy22 | 49 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | blegh | 37 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | miwa | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Potuiy | 10 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | i drive | 9 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blegh | 312 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #2 | miwa | 236 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Potuiy | 145 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | i drive | 137 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | scott | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +5.25 | 86 | 47 |
| #2 | miwa | +2.93 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | Aninefivesiix | +2.66 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | i drive | +2.31 | 76 | 47 |
| #5 | blegh | -0.27 | 68 | 32 |





