








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 28% |
| Smokes | 195 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 802 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 186 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,038,942 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i drive | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | miwa | 54% | 145 |
| #3 | scott | 53% | 62 |
| #4 | blegh | 51% | 272 |
| #5 | Aninefivesiix | 50% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aninefivesiix | 844 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | blegh | 394 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | i drive | 155 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Potuiy | 141 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | miwa | 140 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +5.57 | 86 | 47 |
| #2 | miwa | +4.91 | 80 | 49 |
| #3 | Aninefivesiix | +3.29 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | i drive | +3.17 | 83 | 47 |
| #5 | blegh | +1.32 | 70 | 38 |





