








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1680 | 38% |
| Smokes | 846 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1435 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,912 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i drive | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | miwa | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | scott | 51% | 77 |
| #4 | walkemdowntroy22 | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Aninefivesiix | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | walkemdowntroy22 | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Aninefivesiix | 47% | 36 |
| #6 | blegh | 44% | 82 |
| #7 | Potuiy | 43% | 88 |
| #8 | drip lord chen | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potuiy | 14 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | i drive | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | walkemdowntroy22 | 6 | 0.0314 |
| #4 | scott | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | blegh | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potuiy | 238 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | i drive | 166 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | scott | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | blegh | 92 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aninefivesiix | 66 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +4.98 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | i drive | +2.05 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | Aninefivesiix | +1.99 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | PimpChimp69 | -0.66 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | drip lord chen | -1.17 | 49 | 50 |





