








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 393 | 24% |
| Smokes | 309 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 516 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,449 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chronic(weed)ly online | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | scott | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Aninefivesiix | 49% | 70 |
| #4 | miwa | 48% | 77 |
| #5 | walkemdowntroy22 | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walkemdowntroy22 | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Aninefivesiix | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | blegh | 10 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | chronic(weed)ly online | 4 | 0.0199 |
| #5 | miwa | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aninefivesiix | 291 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | blegh | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | miwa | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | walkemdowntroy22 | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | chronic(weed)ly online | 24 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +4.78 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | miwa | +3.87 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | Aninefivesiix | +2.96 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | blegh | +0.33 | 72 | 23 |
| #5 | chronic(weed)ly online | -1.79 | 46 | 36 |





