








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 305 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 221 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2910 | 37% |
| Smokes | 111 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 4448 | 57% |
| Molotovs | 391 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,421,472 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | i drive | 54% | 79 |
| #3 | miwa | 51% | 219 |
| #4 | walkemdowntroy22 | 51% | 272 |
| #5 | drip lord chen | 50% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walkemdowntroy22 | 88 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Aninefivesiix | 58 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Potuiy | 16 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | miwa | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | drip lord chen | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aninefivesiix | 1192 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | drip lord chen | 425 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | scott | 274 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | i drive | 274 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Potuiy | 256 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +5.12 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | i drive | +3.21 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | miwa | +3.06 | 81 | 46 |
| #4 | Aninefivesiix | +2.74 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | drip lord chen | +0.69 | 62 | 56 |





