








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7153 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6540 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2615 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4390 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,600 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NuTTy | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | Igamealot102 | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Woots | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | CashMoe | 53% | 101 |
| #5 | -Icarus | 53% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | tj3y | 46% | 56 |
| #10 | β£ Dilly | 45% | 92 |
| #11 | MisfitMason | 44% | 112 |
| #12 | Gravel | 42% | 33 |
| #13 | Kr1lla | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MisfitMason | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bnaugs | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | CashMoe | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 1,000 Denials | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Ρ Δ π― ΓΉ π€ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bnaugs | 769 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | Ρ Δ π― ΓΉ π€ | 509 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | MisfitMason | 387 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | -Icarus | 385 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | 1,000 Denials | 289 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1,000 Denials | +1.93 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Igamealot102 | +1.74 | 94 | 63 |
| #3 | NuTTy | +0.89 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | MisfitMason | +0.66 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | Woots | +0.44 | 68 | 60 |





