








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5998 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5635 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4014 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3647 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,379 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NuTTy | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | Woots | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Igamealot102 | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | MisfitMason | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | -Icarus | 49% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Spence | 43% | 56 |
| #11 | CashMoe | 42% | 111 |
| #12 | 1,000 Denials | 42% | 52 |
| #13 | Kr1lla | 37% | 91 |
| #14 | tj3y | 37% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bnaugs | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | CashMoe | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | β£ Dilly | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | tj3y | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Spence | 8 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | String Bean | 959 | 0.24 | 28 min |
| #2 | Bnaugs | 854 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | β£ Dilly | 509 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | -Icarus | 505 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #5 | 1,000 Denials | 347 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igamealot102 | +1.75 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | 1,000 Denials | +1.38 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | MisfitMason | +0.79 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | NuTTy | +0.44 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Ρ Δ π― ΓΉ π€ | +0.41 | 77 | 59 |





