








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4460 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2781 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 7805 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6369 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,719,318 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sw1sh | 63 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Jan. | 46 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 28 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | 𝑀𝟶𝑤𝑙 | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | O55Y | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jan. | 789 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Sw1sh | 465 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 451 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | PiXELonPC | 369 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #5 | ☠ Rockgoehre ☠ ♥ | 285 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +4.92 | 98 | 56 |
| #2 | PiXELonPC | +2.67 | 65 | 62 |
| #3 | #PatGum | +2.32 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Sw1sh | +1.97 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | LeNoX | +1.56 | 69 | 38 |





