








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 185 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1377 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1568 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2183 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,882 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DyniA_ | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | P3nny | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | cycki | 51% | 133 |
| #4 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 48% | 164 |
| #5 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 47% | 38 |
| #6 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 47% | 244 |
| #7 | KORFAS | 47% | 115 |
| #8 | paleta_ | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | Czapa | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | P3nny | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | cycki | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 936 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 817 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #3 | cycki | 698 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #4 | KORFAS | 286 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | DyniA_ | 114 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +2.57 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +1.20 | 46 | 73 |
| #3 | KORFAS | +0.97 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | +0.89 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | P3nny | -0.30 | 56 | 52 |





