








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1546 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2504 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2102 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2365 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,402 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | P3nny | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | paleta_ | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 141 |
| #6 | cycki | 50% | 213 |
| #7 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 200 |
| #8 | Czapa | 41% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Czapa | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | paleta_ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | 1189 | 0.25 | 34 min |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1011 | 0.23 | 29 min |
| #3 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 487 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | KORFAS | 352 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | Czapa | 270 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +2.10 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | KORFAS | +0.97 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | DyniA_ | +0.07 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | -0.14 | 42 | 73 |
| #5 | Czapa | -0.94 | 61 | 65 |





