








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 340 matches | ||
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4703 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3182 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3103 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3666 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,108,112 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3nny | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | DyniA_ | 51% | 121 |
| #3 | cycki | 51% | 267 |
| #4 | paleta_ | 51% | 59 |
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 226 |
| #6 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 49% | 91 |
| #7 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 49% | 303 |
| #8 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 47% | 244 |
| #9 | Czapa | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | cycki | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | P3nny | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1537 | 0.24 | 45 min |
| #2 | cycki | 1463 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #3 | KORFAS | 529 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 377 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | DyniA_ | 266 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +2.14 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | KORFAS | +1.57 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +0.85 | 45 | 73 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | -0.00 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | FAT Big racket 2115 | -0.65 | 71 | 43 |





