








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 380 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3136 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3620 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2020 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3654 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,456 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3nny | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | paleta_ | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 51% | 75 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 50% | 141 |
| #5 | Czapa | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Czapa | 50% | 90 |
| #6 | cycki | 50% | 298 |
| #7 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 389 |
| #8 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 50% | 226 |
| #9 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 47% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | cycki | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | paleta_ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Czapa | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 1881 | 0.23 | 54 min |
| #2 | cycki | 1611 | 0.24 | 44 min |
| #3 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 918 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 289 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Czapa | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +1.63 | 60 | 70 |
| #2 | KORFAS | +1.54 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +0.58 | 46 | 74 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | -0.50 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | Czapa | -1.00 | 64 | 66 |





