








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1947 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 729 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10248 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7438 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5780 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6116 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,619,879 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 856 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3nny | 55% | 110 |
| #2 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 51% | 133 |
| #4 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 51% | 267 |
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 455 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 50% | 455 |
| #6 | DyniA_ | 50% | 213 |
| #7 | Czapa | 50% | 170 |
| #8 | KORFAS | 50% | 298 |
| #9 | paleta_ | 48% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | DyniA_ | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | paleta_ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Czapa | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 2309 | 0.23 | 66 min |
| #2 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 1005 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | KORFAS | 738 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 429 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | Czapa | 423 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +1.50 | 58 | 66 |
| #2 | KORFAS | +0.85 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +0.35 | 45 | 73 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | -0.32 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Czapa | -0.70 | 61 | 66 |





