








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 686 | 22% |
| Smokes | 897 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 667 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,581 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3nny | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | DyniA_ | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | cycki | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | KORFAS | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 51% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 51% | 85 |
| #6 | paleta_ | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 49% | 91 |
| #8 | Czapa | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | 452 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 377 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | cycki | 323 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #4 | KORFAS | 167 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Czapa | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +2.35 | 54 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +2.29 | 44 | 69 |
| #3 | KORFAS | +2.06 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | +1.48 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | P3nny | +0.41 | 60 | 51 |





