








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 972 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 606 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8393 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8096 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6740 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7302 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,085,199 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3nny | 59% | 76 |
| #2 | jan3k WIN.SKIN | 51% | 85 |
| #3 | cycki | 50% | 455 |
| #4 | paleta_ | 50% | 92 |
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 389 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KORFAS | 50% | 389 |
| #6 | DyniA_ | 50% | 200 |
| #7 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 49% | 303 |
| #8 | Czapa | 48% | 135 |
| #9 | FAT Big racket 2115 | 48% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | cycki | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | KORFAS | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Czapa | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | 2300 | 0.23 | 64 min |
| #2 | Pląbus WIN.SKIN | 1120 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | KORFAS | 945 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #4 | DyniA_ | 383 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Czapa | 301 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cycki | +1.70 | 59 | 69 |
| #2 | KORFAS | +1.11 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪Old Ťřòĺëĝ✪ | +0.55 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | DyniA_ | -0.29 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | Czapa | -0.90 | 62 | 66 |





