








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1651 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1818 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,151 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rebe | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Röökiboss | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | R1chard | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | gnarly | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | THUGTOIMINTAA | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | joe | 35% | 37 |
| #19 | rafal | 33% | 42 |
| #20 | reinika4ine | 31% | 16 |
| #21 | Nukku-Pasi | 29% | 24 |
| #22 | Dullerturtle | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THUGTOIMINTAA | 8 | 0.0247 |
| #2 | tumeegod | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | mr | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Nysky | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | sande | 5 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumeegod | 892 | 0.38 | 26 min |
| #2 | mr | 249 | 0.42 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nysky | 236 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pepe | 152 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bärk | 151 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joe | +6.84 | 93 | 78 |
| #2 | sande | +5.98 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | R1chard | +3.63 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | gnarly | +2.66 | 72 | 79 |
| #5 | tumeegod | +2.27 | 68 | 83 |





