








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5065 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3756 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3871 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3553 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,597,946 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BK | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Paunari | 45% | 219 |
| #3 | joe | 43% | 174 |
| #4 | Röökiboss | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | Dullerturtle | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Pasi.wh | 37% | 169 |
| #8 | valvatti | 37% | 222 |
| #9 | jelloeh | 35% | 96 |
| #10 | Komentaja Sihti | 34% | 38 |
| #11 | Kace | 33% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paunari | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | joe | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | valvatti | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Komentaja Sihti | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Masa | 6 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valvatti | 678 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | Paunari | 523 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | joe | 483 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | Pasi.wh | 248 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Röökiboss | 247 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joe | +6.95 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | BK | +1.31 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | Paunari | -0.04 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | Komentaja Sihti | -1.27 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | jelloeh | -1.32 | 41 | 44 |





