








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6713 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2349 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 6220 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5341 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,387,862 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 77% | 66 |
| #2 | Bayloc | 73% | 62 |
| #3 | dar | 71% | 290 |
| #4 | frowzy | 71% | 404 |
| #5 | drow | 69% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dar | 71% | 290 |
| #4 | frowzy | 71% | 404 |
| #5 | drow | 69% | 334 |
| #6 | reg | 63% | 67 |
| #7 | jmss | 60% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 61 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | frowzy | 41 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | jmss | 28 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | drow | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | reg | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 1526 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | drow | 1012 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | jmss | 999 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #4 | dar | 655 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | reg | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +5.88 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | tmk | +3.45 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | jmss | +1.75 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | drow | +1.46 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Bayloc | +0.40 | 68 | 63 |





