








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3053 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4166 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2746 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,247 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 346 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | drow | 307 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | jmss | 123 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | dar | 103 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bayloc | 72 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +4.86 | 95 | 63 |
| #2 | tmk | +2.32 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | jmss | +1.96 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | drow | +0.72 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | repTiLia | +0.71 | 92 | 55 |





