








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1073 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4033 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8268 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 7087 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,151,396 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 955 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegga Pelaa | 55% | 233 |
| #2 | humanistiherra | 54% | 441 |
| #3 | Shrooms | 53% | 228 |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 49% | 433 |
| #5 | IGOR | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | IGOR | 47% | 66 |
| #6 | Temegron | 47% | 277 |
| #7 | Remu | 47% | 481 |
| #8 | Komisario Kalmu | 46% | 293 |
| #9 | Rizee | 44% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Rizee | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | TurtleMaDDio | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | humanistiherra | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Temegron | 11 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 1115 | 0.12 | 32 min |
| #2 | Rizee | 756 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | TurtleMaDDio | 652 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | Temegron | 621 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #5 | Komisario Kalmu | 517 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleMaDDio | +3.02 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Shrooms | +2.57 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Kurwane | +2.09 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | IGOR | +1.14 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Temegron | +0.02 | 68 | 76 |





