








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3473 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3362 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2553 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,902 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pegga Pelaa | 56% | 102 |
| #2 | humanistiherra | 53% | 184 |
| #3 | Shrooms | 51% | 87 |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | Kurwane | 46% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kurwane | 46% | 293 |
| #6 | Remu | 45% | 227 |
| #7 | IGOR | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | Rizee | 42% | 125 |
| #9 | Temegron | 41% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Kurwane | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Rizee | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | humanistiherra | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 586 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kurwane | 328 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rizee | 319 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 212 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Temegron | 187 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrooms | +2.99 | 65 | 72 |
| #2 | TurtleMaDDio | +2.93 | 77 | 51 |
| #3 | Kurwane | +1.95 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | IGOR | +0.82 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | Pegga Pelaa | +0.36 | 44 | 57 |





