








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1029 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 212 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 378 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3875 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5881 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4789 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4732 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,520,409 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrooms | 59% | 166 |
| #2 | Pegga Pelaa | 57% | 143 |
| #3 | humanistiherra | 57% | 289 |
| #4 | Temegron | 52% | 246 |
| #5 | Remu | 49% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Remu | 49% | 345 |
| #6 | Kurwane | 49% | 433 |
| #7 | Komisario Kalmu | 49% | 134 |
| #8 | IGOR | 46% | 56 |
| #9 | Rizee | 44% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurwane | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | humanistiherra | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Temegron | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Remu | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Rizee | 12 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 695 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #2 | Temegron | 546 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Rizee | 536 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Kurwane | 471 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Shrooms | 297 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleMaDDio | +3.16 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Shrooms | +2.79 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | Kurwane | +1.17 | 76 | 53 |
| #4 | IGOR | +0.73 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Temegron | +0.27 | 69 | 76 |





