








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1559 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3686 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5029 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4143 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,437 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrooms | 63% | 139 |
| #2 | Pegga Pelaa | 59% | 285 |
| #3 | Temegron | 58% | 184 |
| #4 | IGOR | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | TurtleMaDDio | 57% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | TurtleMaDDio | 57% | 289 |
| #6 | Remu | 54% | 349 |
| #7 | Kurwane | 54% | 441 |
| #8 | Komisario Kalmu | 53% | 184 |
| #9 | Rizee | 51% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurwane | 21 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Remu | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Rizee | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Temegron | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | TurtleMaDDio | 8 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 829 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kurwane | 528 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Rizee | 481 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Temegron | 461 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | TurtleMaDDio | 428 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleMaDDio | +5.06 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Shrooms | +4.40 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | Kurwane | +3.39 | 78 | 52 |
| #4 | IGOR | +2.83 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Temegron | +1.95 | 70 | 77 |





