








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4667 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4947 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3143 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3356 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,816 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | humanistiherra | 58% | 184 |
| #2 | Pegga Pelaa | 52% | 96 |
| #3 | TurtleMaDDio | 52% | 246 |
| #4 | Shrooms | 51% | 141 |
| #5 | IGOR | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | IGOR | 50% | 38 |
| #6 | Kurwane | 47% | 277 |
| #7 | Remu | 45% | 199 |
| #8 | Rizee | 44% | 186 |
| #9 | Komisario Kalmu | 41% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rizee | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Kurwane | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | humanistiherra | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Shrooms | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rizee | 556 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Remu | 447 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | TurtleMaDDio | 348 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Kurwane | 329 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shrooms | 261 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleMaDDio | +3.24 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | Shrooms | +2.56 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | Kurwane | +1.90 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | IGOR | +1.18 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Temegron | +0.38 | 69 | 76 |





