








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4590 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5776 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4720 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4782 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $514,718 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | humanistiherra | 51% | 167 |
| #2 | Shrooms | 46% | 114 |
| #3 | Pegga Pelaa | 45% | 65 |
| #4 | Kurwane | 44% | 293 |
| #5 | Temegron | 44% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Temegron | 44% | 186 |
| #6 | TurtleMaDDio | 44% | 209 |
| #7 | Komisario Kalmu | 42% | 125 |
| #8 | Remu | 42% | 230 |
| #9 | IGOR | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurwane | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Temegron | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Remu | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | humanistiherra | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 584 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Temegron | 404 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kurwane | 359 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | TurtleMaDDio | 324 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Komisario Kalmu | 227 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleMaDDio | +3.15 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | Kurwane | +2.03 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Shrooms | +1.94 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | IGOR | +0.78 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Temegron | -0.10 | 68 | 74 |





