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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10380 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8154 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4259 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5852 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,410 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | モンスター fredin | 57% | 109 |
| #2 | math | 55% | 146 |
| #3 | HYPA HYPA | 55% | 244 |
| #4 | knesch | 54% | 137 |
| #5 | djavan | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Black Alien | 49% | 110 |
| #11 | iron$kull | 48% | 221 |
| #12 | Pessinistro | 47% | 101 |
| #13 | wıcκed | 46% | 89 |
| #14 | PickleRick | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | louitts-- | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | iron$kull | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | chinela | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | HYPA HYPA | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | math | 11 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HYPA HYPA | 823 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | math | 780 | 0.26 | 24 min |
| #3 | Gui97gps | 603 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | chinela | 588 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | iron$kull | 580 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | louitts-- | +2.35 | 76 | 40 |
| #2 | Black Alien | +1.70 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Higori | +1.49 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | モンスター fredin | +1.24 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | chinela | +0.50 | 71 | 53 |





