








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8371 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6039 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6235 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5332 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,601,068 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | math | 58% | 163 |
| #2 | Higori | 55% | 244 |
| #3 | louitts-- | 54% | 125 |
| #4 | Black Alien | 53% | 183 |
| #5 | モンスター fredin | 52% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chinela | 45 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | iron$kull | 30 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | louitts-- | 22 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | math | 21 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Black Alien | 20 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Higori | 1457 | 0.29 | 45 min |
| #2 | math | 944 | 0.29 | 29 min |
| #3 | chinela | 849 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #4 | Black Alien | 810 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #5 | iron$kull | 701 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black Alien | +2.56 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | louitts-- | +2.52 | 78 | 40 |
| #3 | Higori | +2.03 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | モンスター fredin | +1.63 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | wıcκed | +1.27 | 53 | 67 |





