








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1779 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2215 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,658,815 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iron$kull | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Black Alien | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Higori | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | math | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | HYPA HYPA | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Higori | 1296 | 0.27 | 37 min |
| #2 | math | 595 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #3 | iron$kull | 510 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Black Alien | 403 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | HYPA HYPA | 399 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madu | +3.67 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Black Alien | +2.59 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | louitts-- | +2.16 | 77 | 41 |
| #4 | Higori | +1.61 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | HYPA HYPA | +0.13 | 48 | 67 |





