








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 517 matches | ||
| Wingman | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6882 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7747 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7989 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6963 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,692,074 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madu | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | djavan | 55% | 176 |
| #3 | knesch | 53% | 584 |
| #4 | wıcκed | 50% | 250 |
| #5 | Higori | 50% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Higori | 1650 | 0.28 | 50 min |
| #2 | knesch | 1435 | 0.13 | 35 min |
| #3 | HYPA HYPA | 1222 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #4 | math | 682 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #5 | djavan | 662 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madu | +3.01 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | louitts-- | +2.43 | 76 | 42 |
| #3 | モンスター fredin | +1.61 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | Black Alien | +1.61 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Higori | +0.97 | 72 | 73 |





