








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5468 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4800 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4112 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3229 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,795 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chinela | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | iron$kull | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | louitts-- | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Higori | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | math | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Higori | 926 | 0.27 | 27 min |
| #2 | math | 669 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #3 | HYPA HYPA | 460 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | chinela | 357 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | iron$kull | 339 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madu | +5.26 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | louitts-- | +2.45 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | モンスター fredin | +2.45 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/j0neboy | +2.16 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Black Alien | +2.06 | 82 | 59 |





