








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1923 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1862 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3471 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,230,676 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riot dog | 93 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Toony | 33 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | New boi lemon | 29 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Shark Bait | 23 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Knight- | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toony | 500 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #2 | Riot dog | 391 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | Shark Bait | 314 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | -Shelter | 191 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Knight- | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwumpy Shork | +3.71 | 75 | 25 |
| #2 | -Shelter | +2.81 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Idaho Paratrooper | +1.64 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | Toony | +0.34 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | New boi lemon | -0.27 | 32 | 37 |





